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QUOTABLE QUOTES

" The road was clear, the golf buggy was free, so we borrowed it." Innocent passenger Gina Chapman.

"We didn’t steal the skateboard; it followed us home." Lisa and Dawn, the morning after.

"I’m determined to catch that phantom balcony climber!" Joanna Williamson while thoughtfully inspecting next door’s damage.

"Then I fell asleep." Lynne after having a late night chat with an old friend.

"Soss, Miss" Iain St Ruth.

THE PERSON MOST LIKELY TO…

Remain on public transport forever

J

Irish, Cooper, Murdie

Live in a wigwam

J

Richard Harpur

Eat all the pies

J

Tom Pringles

ALTERNATIVE PRIZEGIVING

The Brady Bunch Prize for Cluelessness …….Katie Anderson, Gill Thompson, Emma Allen, Sonia Biagioni, Jess Aston

The Lost Luggage Prize…………………………..Steven Cooper

The Biggles Public Speaking Award……………..Alex McMillan

The GNVQ-A Level Liaison Award………..Emma McCaig

The Right Angle Hair Award……………………….….Steven Cooper

The Strategic Pie Eating Award………..….Garry Armstrong

QUOTABLE QUOTES

Ou se trouve?

Get out!

"Do you know who my daddy is?"

"Is it 69, Mrs Kilgour"

"Are you following, Peter?"

Lookin’ good, boys!

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN –

Michael got slapped in the telephone box?

Mickey performed his own version of "The Full Monty" on the Market Cross

We won a rugby match?

Mongo delivered a oizza to Mr Dunn?