DEAR AGONY AUNT

Problem:
After only one bottle of Castaway, I find that I go to some strange sort of Forbidden Planet.
Parvinder
Advice:
Dear Parvinder,
When visiting the theatre concentrate on the dramatic production, and spend the interval discussing the play rather than testing the refreshment facilities.

Problem:
Having seen the second part of "Moll Flanders", I found myself in a state of shock. What can I do to cope with this kind of aesthetic reaction?
Sarah T
Advice:
Dear Sarah T
Stick to "Pride and Predjudice" next time.

Problem:
I seem to suffer from a curious one-day food poisoning if I stay up too late. What can I do about it?
Sarah H
Advice:
You could stay in and be in bed by half past seven. Alternatively you could conduct a self imposed allergy test. This would involve tasting all the dri- food which you thought had affected you. You must concentrate on one brand each evening, and keep a record of the effects. The course could take several weeks, perhaps months, to complete. Good luck!

Problem:
Having set my sights on a university degree, I am considering a career change. Would you advice me to become a waitress in greece?
Ravi
Advice:
Dear Ravi,
You are clearly interested in this career because it would give you the opportunity to study really closely the wonders of the ancient Greek world. But beware, my dear. Hidden among all these glorious sanctuaries lie dangers and temptations in the shape of Greek men. Stick to the kouroi; they can't move and certainly won't answer back.

Problem:
I would like to open a fan club for a much loved teacher. Do you think that this is a wise move?
Ester
Advice:
Dear Ester,
Forget teachers, much loved or otherwise. At the moment they appear to be mature and sophisticated, but look at the competition - Sixth form boys! Once you have escaped from this narrow world of school you will find that there are men who are even more sophisticated and exciting than teachers - accountants and lion tamers to name only two groups.